Funny little list stolen from a bulletin posted by a friend on Myspace about Myspace. Its like googling Google but funny.
-You would struggle over the time it takes someone you like to crack your top 8.
-19 year old boys wouldn’t own shirts and 19 year old girls wouldn’t own pants.
-If you’re a fat girl, people would only see you from the shoulders up.
-Your attraction to someone would be based on their favorite clothing label, their favorite band, and a survey.
-All females are bi and all males drive import muscle cars
-Your driver’s license would have hearts around your name or quote from an emo song.
-Everyone would make $100,000 a year or higher.
-There would be a lot of youthful looking 99 year olds.
-Forbidden would actually be hot.
-You’d have a friend named Tom creepily following you around giving you bad news constantly.
-Hello Kitty would be a real person.
-During a long conversation you’d have to say “Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: all right, well call me later.”
-You would have to paint your walls using Thomas Myspace Editor codes in your apartment.
-When someone said something funny, you’d actually roll around on the floor and laugh your fucking ass off.
-”Friend Whoring” is equal to STD’s.
-At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room that you don’t know saying. “It’s 4 a.m., I can’t sleep, someone talk to me.”
-Bands go to your house and ask you to give them a listen because they see that you like a band they sound nothing like.
-Every couple of days you would threaten all your friends to take their information out of your cell phone and delete them, since they haven’t called you in, like, four days.
-People would run up to you, tell you a random message, and you’d have 17 minutes and 13 seconds to pass it along before a ghost came to your house and raped your dog.
-People would inexplicably be stuck in their homes for hours unable communicate with the outside world because some asshole put up a large white wall in front of every door and window with a note attached saying “Sorry but an unexpected error has occurred”